Monday, December 1, 2008

Clops

Monday, November 24, 2008

Babel Fish

Berimbau

Who is good man not trai
The love that wants to it well its
Who says much that goes, does not go
As well as it does not go, does not come
Who of inside of itself does not leave
It goes to die without loving nobody
The money of who not of
It is the work of who does not have
Capoeira that is good does not fall
But if one day it falls, falls well

He ordered me to Capoeira to say that already he arrived Arrived to fight He confirmed me to Berimbau goes to have love fight

Sadness, chamber

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Slum Buddy a Maid

one of the funniest scenes from Pride and Prejudice ('Largo' from Handel's Xerxes).

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Monday, September 15, 2008

Write Your Own Captions

<a href="">Grapheine : Webdesigner illustrateur graphiste agence de com agence web Paris Lyon graphisme</a><noembed> </object> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/write-your-own-captions.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/write-your-own-captions.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-09-15T02:59:00-04:00'>2:59&#8239;AM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Saturday, September 13, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='4574706004362701142' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='4574706004362701142'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/prom-night-dumpster-baby.html'>Prom Night Dumpster Baby</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-4574706004362701142' itemprop='description articleBody'> <object height="296" width="512"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/EchIf5QL1U9bdUqvTIwc2A"></param><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/EchIf5QL1U9bdUqvTIwc2A" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="512" height="296"></embed></object> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/prom-night-dumpster-baby.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/prom-night-dumpster-baby.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-09-13T14:47:00-04:00'>2:47&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Wednesday, September 10, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXZKsg6jCMjtnYWHYH3-m-zbj5Xd1NthpXkbyCD3jNBH6I6VkCNH845M3uvg_CGfCICaqmf06JQIb3HpJZ9EeTNLHNiin4VeIiDEtsW7FQ42nOTq75-MFV-oL6pSmiqcRXQz29DKKAqQ/s320/Assaultteam.JPG' itemprop='image_url'/> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='2204008208269762749' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='2204008208269762749'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/horrors-at-hotel-gym.html'>Horrors at the Hotel Gym</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-2204008208269762749' itemprop='description articleBody'> Amenities add a lot of value to your nightly rate; That is, until the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_convention">furry convention </a>rolls into town.<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5244516042646354514" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXZKsg6jCMjtnYWHYH3-m-zbj5Xd1NthpXkbyCD3jNBH6I6VkCNH845M3uvg_CGfCICaqmf06JQIb3HpJZ9EeTNLHNiin4VeIiDEtsW7FQ42nOTq75-MFV-oL6pSmiqcRXQz29DKKAqQ/s320/Assaultteam.JPG" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTH5OipAg9A"><span style="font-style: italic;">link</span></a></div> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/horrors-at-hotel-gym.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/horrors-at-hotel-gym.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-09-10T18:04:00-04:00'>6:04&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Tuesday, September 9, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKRXWdUKb-GyKiKkL1LkFz0klpRlx-krM3a7GjIFmcAJ7jTrWySSY-v83ntYUZoDT4znCDqE4EAhdPQZeZA5Ono8QyD2akcH7IOQpqq7AZam9ujt5tUQbArZcRrFnnz09GESUQe4xuwg/s320/JOH_4738.JPG' itemprop='image_url'/> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='4168565013607447255' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='4168565013607447255'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/matrimonial-moments-while-pretending-to.html'>Matrimonial Moments While Pretending to Gaze at Stuff</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-4168565013607447255' itemprop='description articleBody'> <div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKRXWdUKb-GyKiKkL1LkFz0klpRlx-krM3a7GjIFmcAJ7jTrWySSY-v83ntYUZoDT4znCDqE4EAhdPQZeZA5Ono8QyD2akcH7IOQpqq7AZam9ujt5tUQbArZcRrFnnz09GESUQe4xuwg/s1600-h/JOH_4738.JPG"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5243888265612544530" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKRXWdUKb-GyKiKkL1LkFz0klpRlx-krM3a7GjIFmcAJ7jTrWySSY-v83ntYUZoDT4znCDqE4EAhdPQZeZA5Ono8QyD2akcH7IOQpqq7AZam9ujt5tUQbArZcRrFnnz09GESUQe4xuwg/s320/JOH_4738.JPG" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a>Mesmerized by a giant hypno-coin<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIUFV_wZWDAGJqqbaT-E8HQk2sr89GpMQK3MjzlFWEQ1_5WLPx_Ehyphenhyphen8JbpLPbL4GM_X0uskg6B5eMl0uXyHs-W-tHme40wwpKe1fCTg7ghHXgXAZv-nWbnnmTushEDWmkq1jPqeUMGig/s1600-h/JOH_4917.JPG"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5243888138954811714" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIUFV_wZWDAGJqqbaT-E8HQk2sr89GpMQK3MjzlFWEQ1_5WLPx_Ehyphenhyphen8JbpLPbL4GM_X0uskg6B5eMl0uXyHs-W-tHme40wwpKe1fCTg7ghHXgXAZv-nWbnnmTushEDWmkq1jPqeUMGig/s320/JOH_4917.JPG" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a>Traditionally, all gazing was done outdoors<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEzi0NfaODOuMo_Brw-uQ1KhZZOUXLAeOGkOZhNGV5WEJdxRw5O76R8DhtJOFOC1MIaUS8G-pimSwQZmlGG9wbkQM9P-wUm2ny1YndODdykFKM5CHOGhjTiBPhaNQWs39lA3m5XPnrFQ/s1600-h/JOH_4835.JPG"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5243888146633914354" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEzi0NfaODOuMo_Brw-uQ1KhZZOUXLAeOGkOZhNGV5WEJdxRw5O76R8DhtJOFOC1MIaUS8G-pimSwQZmlGG9wbkQM9P-wUm2ny1YndODdykFKM5CHOGhjTiBPhaNQWs39lA3m5XPnrFQ/s320/JOH_4835.JPG" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a>Lord Staresberg will cane you for your insolence<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggJM1E4uIX9ERw_f92Qio7Ui8PiT9-73jRPqDCa12l42piIJyekaqzAGt3g8JCKMctkkfJCLyqWTbSX1kTdvCainDzk2uhDnx4Ey-9Yl-u3tR0K2TQ_nruJ7daoLyAWU2c0yI-h9ltqw/s1600-h/JOH_4809.JPG"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5243888157414599794" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggJM1E4uIX9ERw_f92Qio7Ui8PiT9-73jRPqDCa12l42piIJyekaqzAGt3g8JCKMctkkfJCLyqWTbSX1kTdvCainDzk2uhDnx4Ey-9Yl-u3tR0K2TQ_nruJ7daoLyAWU2c0yI-h9ltqw/s320/JOH_4809.JPG" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a>The smoke detector battery is low<br /></div> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/matrimonial-moments-while-pretending-to.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/matrimonial-moments-while-pretending-to.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-09-09T00:04:00-04:00'>12:04&#8239;AM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Saturday, September 6, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLyb4b71Bwn6yq6esMc3NEu4JqIQ5dBOXHRd9o09gZvEVqsmN6XTuRumVAkkbP1Odv86Au8o30LZRa07vBve2xARypaCSjIJ56_6UbjFOfODwHtPabsNKDI-eD8xrktgjYX7bqEJCNkw/s400/hexiomc3a.png' itemprop='image_url'/> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='8830823990779350816' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='8830823990779350816'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/hexiom-connect.html'>Hexiom Connect</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-8830823990779350816' itemprop='description articleBody'> <div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.freewebarcade.com/game/hexiom-connect/"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5243138637342760738" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLyb4b71Bwn6yq6esMc3NEu4JqIQ5dBOXHRd9o09gZvEVqsmN6XTuRumVAkkbP1Odv86Au8o30LZRa07vBve2xARypaCSjIJ56_6UbjFOfODwHtPabsNKDI-eD8xrktgjYX7bqEJCNkw/s400/hexiomc3a.png" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.freewebarcade.com/game/hexiom-connect/">Biclops Games</a><br /></div> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/hexiom-connect.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/hexiom-connect.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-09-06T23:55:00-04:00'>11:55&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Thursday, September 4, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='6266684377681894158' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='6266684377681894158'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/sesame-street-synergy.html'>Sesame Street Synergy</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-6266684377681894158' itemprop='description articleBody'> <object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/u7hTkzEwFZ0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/u7hTkzEwFZ0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Cookie Monster's unstoppable eating connects with The Count's immovable OCD. <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/sesame-street-synergy.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/sesame-street-synergy.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-09-04T18:43:00-04:00'>6:43&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Sunday, August 24, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRnsNFwomMQa_wg1N39EJZ1t0w2Y9pF-6QQFW0ONu3xcgGDFf6LMF4dXm75Xyxb-cPmnbVJtoMsjtMox0-Eg8HTBMeixUAYi5VdfLoplz3OScQ1GZCKmfUjwmMK-xQrSEa59H9GgknMw/s200/cherry.jpg' itemprop='image_url'/> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='358271137423380444' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='358271137423380444'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/five-sexiest-cyborgs.html'>Five Sexiest Cyborgs</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-358271137423380444' itemprop='description articleBody'> <span style="font-weight: bold;">#5. Cherry (Cherry 2000)</span><br />Her owner risks life and limb to retrieve the discontinued model (Cherry 2000) from a remote warehouse facility. Presumably, because in the future ...there are no custom orders.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRnsNFwomMQa_wg1N39EJZ1t0w2Y9pF-6QQFW0ONu3xcgGDFf6LMF4dXm75Xyxb-cPmnbVJtoMsjtMox0-Eg8HTBMeixUAYi5VdfLoplz3OScQ1GZCKmfUjwmMK-xQrSEa59H9GgknMw/s1600-h/cherry.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238137072625322722" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRnsNFwomMQa_wg1N39EJZ1t0w2Y9pF-6QQFW0ONu3xcgGDFf6LMF4dXm75Xyxb-cPmnbVJtoMsjtMox0-Eg8HTBMeixUAYi5VdfLoplz3OScQ1GZCKmfUjwmMK-xQrSEa59H9GgknMw/s200/cherry.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">#4 Fembots</span><br />guns + boobs x 3<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYExFzMzgae7eioGH0MtA5yZ5KmGlM37hvzj6xlh4eHETpwRJl7tjaDizsh0fqcgKdoV2L1hgOPqK9Lxk2Xtc9XCze59JbxMh1c0DRTeHYN1S_2y0Vupqz_PlFw7DjyPi5oIPqkpryUQ/s1600-h/fembot.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238136469160454226" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYExFzMzgae7eioGH0MtA5yZ5KmGlM37hvzj6xlh4eHETpwRJl7tjaDizsh0fqcgKdoV2L1hgOPqK9Lxk2Xtc9XCze59JbxMh1c0DRTeHYN1S_2y0Vupqz_PlFw7DjyPi5oIPqkpryUQ/s200/fembot.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">#3.Major </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">(Ghost in the Shell)</span><br />Subtlety itself, and one of the most recognizable character designs in Japanese animation.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQOzhq4Ev-VS-VKM4AAAroP1IRMODbyjbj7SSxlX7alvf_IxnzbbAUF8L0YMz8gUGdrSSkUnh5Hg0GGf_UJ-4M4hS1-tsRqM309ylXiKuFSCTD0T6hA1gO5oVBTGvnSQGZ2HNinfWtyg/s1600-h/ghost_in_the_shell_stand__318_1280.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238135671379193714" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQOzhq4Ev-VS-VKM4AAAroP1IRMODbyjbj7SSxlX7alvf_IxnzbbAUF8L0YMz8gUGdrSSkUnh5Hg0GGf_UJ-4M4hS1-tsRqM309ylXiKuFSCTD0T6hA1gO5oVBTGvnSQGZ2HNinfWtyg/s200/ghost_in_the_shell_stand__318_1280.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">#2. Rachael </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">(Blade Runner)</span><br />Sean Young plays an experimental 'replicant' who believes she is human.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggt2988WxU0JmpIJ9rEVgTEC92rl-8mD7ea5z4HEKjSfFgk67e1I32BOizzeiBHFRfM3hb0oHPVr5FkSo8wyY8dhqoKgq0ph_Tti7RrFeMjKwCZugcPxrXLm6ZzTgBEAA8gCPZWbU71A/s1600-h/BR_Rachael_Owl.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238135082498548754" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggt2988WxU0JmpIJ9rEVgTEC92rl-8mD7ea5z4HEKjSfFgk67e1I32BOizzeiBHFRfM3hb0oHPVr5FkSo8wyY8dhqoKgq0ph_Tti7RrFeMjKwCZugcPxrXLm6ZzTgBEAA8gCPZWbU71A/s200/BR_Rachael_Owl.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">#1. Lindsay Wagner </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">(the original Bionic Woman)</span><br />Certainly one of the main reason I bought a Ford<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEis0SDjSg8WK04l_EL_i2U4dMf_eLeujAVu0V558A8d7oNdA2peWWmI8SjjuENOUPum2nIqKMgaafHSCFeGQea3nhxlVT3EHeY7zDHq3ZmEilZNAQPu8R5lsmjEOBRx5vkrxfcrP4yg4Q/s1600-h/wagner_l.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238134892431802402" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEis0SDjSg8WK04l_EL_i2U4dMf_eLeujAVu0V558A8d7oNdA2peWWmI8SjjuENOUPum2nIqKMgaafHSCFeGQea3nhxlVT3EHeY7zDHq3ZmEilZNAQPu8R5lsmjEOBRx5vkrxfcrP4yg4Q/s200/wagner_l.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" /></a> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/five-sexiest-cyborgs.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/five-sexiest-cyborgs.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-08-24T14:01:00-04:00'>2:01&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Saturday, August 23, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQ1a3Vc1ZksukKUxJ0Vytcv2Me1ksGrTg5L1pqTmj5GhABf7T1qH9mpao_4wLPL5SRYXI8UgA-4rg75LnXT7eas-f3Yiyk_CCe2WnA7bRBue6-gutNs5X3B9WUlDLoRzsh_0vHgNvwmg/s400/derbyaug08finalsmall.jpg' itemprop='image_url'/> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='4346025995427923288' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='4346025995427923288'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/match-of-century.html'>Match of the Century</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-4346025995427923288' itemprop='description articleBody'> <div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQ1a3Vc1ZksukKUxJ0Vytcv2Me1ksGrTg5L1pqTmj5GhABf7T1qH9mpao_4wLPL5SRYXI8UgA-4rg75LnXT7eas-f3Yiyk_CCe2WnA7bRBue6-gutNs5X3B9WUlDLoRzsh_0vHgNvwmg/s1600-h/derbyaug08finalsmall.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5237846819201129714" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQ1a3Vc1ZksukKUxJ0Vytcv2Me1ksGrTg5L1pqTmj5GhABf7T1qH9mpao_4wLPL5SRYXI8UgA-4rg75LnXT7eas-f3Yiyk_CCe2WnA7bRBue6-gutNs5X3B9WUlDLoRzsh_0vHgNvwmg/s400/derbyaug08finalsmall.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">[click to enlarge</span>]<br /></div> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/match-of-century.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/match-of-century.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-08-23T18:37:00-04:00'>6:37&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Friday, August 22, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTrItyMClGubaW-M7f8oTJYN_PLWhxdHsyJxI-57kgY-p8BTF5LLcZGGao8u36qOwe1KZ5xOUmaK4ltbaGwQ723MEq914hGvM492gbKlFmLIKitH_tGJskavi1SA3un1K2o1GzMO9AUQ/s320/The_Cat_and_the_Cow_by_WhatevaAccount.jpg' itemprop='image_url'/> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='1848513431419786126' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='1848513431419786126'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/tired-of-your-desktop-wallpaper.html'>Tired of your Desktop Wallpaper?</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-1848513431419786126' itemprop='description articleBody'> <div style="text-align: center;"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5237506967784583890" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTrItyMClGubaW-M7f8oTJYN_PLWhxdHsyJxI-57kgY-p8BTF5LLcZGGao8u36qOwe1KZ5xOUmaK4ltbaGwQ723MEq914hGvM492gbKlFmLIKitH_tGJskavi1SA3un1K2o1GzMO9AUQ/s320/The_Cat_and_the_Cow_by_WhatevaAccount.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" />many impressive ones to be had on<a href="http://wallpaper.deviantart.com/?qh=1280x1024#order=9&amp;qh=1280x1024%20-in%3Aliterature%20-in%3Aflash%20-in%3Afilm%20-in%3Ascraps%20-in%3Acustomization/screenshots"> deviantART</a><br /></div> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/tired-of-your-desktop-wallpaper.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/tired-of-your-desktop-wallpaper.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-08-22T20:43:00-04:00'>8:43&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Wednesday, August 20, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5TyVDC1k9xjJeXBx-Jqle0BA6Z1lqtZCV3vJqZVrFR3TjhLOjZ_i9vm44N3uUPEbqcCdnsVkCFnfuCa0fiHc6JGBrnCdXIaLwuPqacBWYnRXWFdPHvOUqdzBbB9DcFgzYH35Wu4NV-w/s400/shady-places.jpg' itemprop='image_url'/> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='4233799156006911224' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='4233799156006911224'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/devils-scrapbook.html'>Devil's Scrapbook</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-4233799156006911224' itemprop='description articleBody'> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5TyVDC1k9xjJeXBx-Jqle0BA6Z1lqtZCV3vJqZVrFR3TjhLOjZ_i9vm44N3uUPEbqcCdnsVkCFnfuCa0fiHc6JGBrnCdXIaLwuPqacBWYnRXWFdPHvOUqdzBbB9DcFgzYH35Wu4NV-w/s1600-h/shady-places.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5236657624642801378" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5TyVDC1k9xjJeXBx-Jqle0BA6Z1lqtZCV3vJqZVrFR3TjhLOjZ_i9vm44N3uUPEbqcCdnsVkCFnfuCa0fiHc6JGBrnCdXIaLwuPqacBWYnRXWFdPHvOUqdzBbB9DcFgzYH35Wu4NV-w/s400/shady-places.jpg" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/devils-scrapbook.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/devils-scrapbook.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-08-20T13:45:00-04:00'>1:45&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Saturday, August 16, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='2860155203653176737' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='2860155203653176737'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/cynicism-vs-optimism.html'>Cynicism Vs. Optimism</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-2860155203653176737' itemprop='description articleBody'> Never Fall in Love Again<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VTV6QnPMMp8&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VTV6QnPMMp8&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Pretty World<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/R3J_B-G2qeI&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/R3J_B-G2qeI&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/cynicism-vs-optimism.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/cynicism-vs-optimism.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-08-16T13:29:00-04:00'>1:29&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigYdCyPfLEP8brW5d-Gs2i1RQ9C4YWXfJafLbhpyyG2TV7kPDIUkcWoNmXo2musKoSjYc8Rw06yRrjx8s88ed2EuI5g33RhFQ6L7j9fW5RuUw2aSIRzGNQAQleETkki6mveJVAyMgitA/s400/6a00e54f794d30883300e55224e3c68833-800wi.jpg' itemprop='image_url'/> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='2943252246323788112' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='2943252246323788112'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/culture-clash.html'>Culture Clash</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-2943252246323788112' itemprop='description articleBody'> When I heard seventies clothing was coming back, I was disappointed with the result. A flare here, a flower there ...some comeback indeed. My experience of the original -explosion of personal expression- creates a bias; Too young to remember the up to the minute looks found on The Bob Newhart Show, by the eighties I began to understand a new significance to these bold fashions. And as the durability of polyester proved itself, they have come to represent the essence of a bygone decidedly non-metrosexual age.<br /><br />Near a betting window at Santa Anita racetrack was what I call 'the catwalk from hell'. Basic garb for the 'catwalk from hell': a pair of leather dress shoes, polyester trousers, a collared man-blouse and a nub from a discount cigar. The most important thing though is: <span style="font-style: italic;">it all must clash.</span><br /><br />Socially conscious people should have intervened, there is little doubt of that now. But as we look into the future, we should not deride these brave denizens in denim ivy hats, for they set a historic low-water mark for 20th century dress.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigYdCyPfLEP8brW5d-Gs2i1RQ9C4YWXfJafLbhpyyG2TV7kPDIUkcWoNmXo2musKoSjYc8Rw06yRrjx8s88ed2EuI5g33RhFQ6L7j9fW5RuUw2aSIRzGNQAQleETkki6mveJVAyMgitA/s1600-h/6a00e54f794d30883300e55224e3c68833-800wi.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5235019596367607058" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigYdCyPfLEP8brW5d-Gs2i1RQ9C4YWXfJafLbhpyyG2TV7kPDIUkcWoNmXo2musKoSjYc8Rw06yRrjx8s88ed2EuI5g33RhFQ6L7j9fW5RuUw2aSIRzGNQAQleETkki6mveJVAyMgitA/s400/6a00e54f794d30883300e55224e3c68833-800wi.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/culture-clash.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/culture-clash.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-08-16T03:18:00-04:00'>3:18&#8239;AM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Friday, August 15, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='6862354057375541775' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='6862354057375541775'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/chaser.html'>The Chaser</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-6862354057375541775' itemprop='description articleBody'> <object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0HpTbHCHDbs&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0HpTbHCHDbs&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Thanks to science fiction, here is a love story with zero romance. <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/chaser.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/chaser.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-08-15T00:41:00-04:00'>12:41&#8239;AM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Tuesday, August 12, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='5402273902021719446' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='5402273902021719446'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/heaviest-girl-in-world-lost-320-lbs.html'>Girl of Ten Shed Over 300 lbs.</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-5402273902021719446' itemprop='description articleBody'> <object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" 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<span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Saturday, August 9, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUZaomnl9WB4N38K5rB8hvSnnQx8gEvojN5JhKCb8fvg7VW_ISpJnJfaWHCtDfEF2pogIAAuQhAxi8pC_jV42WjDDWjiNe-6G2I4oJWOTcK08IhrsdIlQ_qsAJfbf1Kd0u3fjTi2AkBg/s400/smokingproblemcvr2.GIF' itemprop='image_url'/> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='7650744121945753716' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='7650744121945753716'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/things-which-will-require-some.html'>Things which will require some explaination in order for space aliens in the weeks immediately following first contact to gain adequate context of #21</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-7650744121945753716' itemprop='description articleBody'> <div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUZaomnl9WB4N38K5rB8hvSnnQx8gEvojN5JhKCb8fvg7VW_ISpJnJfaWHCtDfEF2pogIAAuQhAxi8pC_jV42WjDDWjiNe-6G2I4oJWOTcK08IhrsdIlQ_qsAJfbf1Kd0u3fjTi2AkBg/s1600-h/smokingproblemcvr2.GIF"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5232614303972322482" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUZaomnl9WB4N38K5rB8hvSnnQx8gEvojN5JhKCb8fvg7VW_ISpJnJfaWHCtDfEF2pogIAAuQhAxi8pC_jV42WjDDWjiNe-6G2I4oJWOTcK08IhrsdIlQ_qsAJfbf1Kd0u3fjTi2AkBg/s400/smokingproblemcvr2.GIF" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a>colorful metaphors<br /></div> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/things-which-will-require-some.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/things-which-will-require-some.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-08-09T16:08:00-04:00'>4:08&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Friday, August 8, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='802437537745061100' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='802437537745061100'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/worlds-fastest-race-walker.html'>Worlds Fastest Race Walker</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-802437537745061100' itemprop='description articleBody'> <iframe allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" class="b-hbp-video b-uploaded" frameborder="0" height="266" id="BLOGGER-video-3071146f7d891f82-6769" mozallowfullscreen="mozallowfullscreen" src="https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dzBaz_H7BtkgXTL-5MHMWhrQBdI3hun7hCiklOdlzz7zp_ZQaNVID1r1a1ihSch68BbwbO5Smi4RHJHfpsB6TpIgmcMEk2eLydO4xgWFSs8_Te9WO0kPYDRqs7ad7n_ikKwzQ" webkitallowfullscreen="webkitallowfullscreen" width="320"></iframe><br /><a href="http://en.beijing2008.cn/news/sports/headlines/athletics/n214485426.shtml">Francisco Javier Fernandez</a> is given a crash course in cultural-relativism and feudal Japan. <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/worlds-fastest-race-walker.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/worlds-fastest-race-walker.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-08-08T13:51:00-04:00'>1:51&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Thursday, August 7, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='6965285178914680303' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='6965285178914680303'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/oingo-boingo-on-gong-show-1976.html'>Oingo Boingo on the Gong Show (1976)</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-6965285178914680303' itemprop='description articleBody'> <object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vTRd1a5MVMw&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vTRd1a5MVMw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Emerging from the age of disco, 'The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo' --provoked by music enthusiast Danny Elfman-- face the wrath of Bill Bixby and Shari Lewis. <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/oingo-boingo-on-gong-show-1976.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/oingo-boingo-on-gong-show-1976.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-08-07T14:58:00-04:00'>2:58&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div 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itemprop='description articleBody'> <embed src="http://www.spike.com/efp" quality="high" bgcolor="000000" name="efp" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" flashvars="flvbaseclip=2731251&amp;" align="middle" width="448" height="365"></embed> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/monte-python.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/monte-python.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-08-06T01:40:00-04:00'>1:40&#8239;AM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Monday, August 4, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnG0bUAz3DOchP70wfZ8hWGkTlZHeMYZTZQ-QW18poRDFmar4OcLc36_N-Bye03sJjpqyfT63Sk9r9Hz0TBovypfoofQ8Q4aPeA80HiJgOE3V5iYUcCY3f6QbiZ65PNO76_UEhLjWMiQ/s400/comments.jpg' itemprop='image_url'/> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='8822075675867043759' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='8822075675867043759'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/man-calls-911-on-sandwich-artist.html'>Man calls 911 on Sandwich Artist</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-8822075675867043759' itemprop='description articleBody'> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D92BL5FO0&amp;show_article=1"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230801395509382434" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnG0bUAz3DOchP70wfZ8hWGkTlZHeMYZTZQ-QW18poRDFmar4OcLc36_N-Bye03sJjpqyfT63Sk9r9Hz0TBovypfoofQ8Q4aPeA80HiJgOE3V5iYUcCY3f6QbiZ65PNO76_UEhLjWMiQ/s400/comments.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a><a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D92BL5FO0&amp;show_article=1"><span style="font-style: italic;">get the story</span></a> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/man-calls-911-on-sandwich-artist.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/man-calls-911-on-sandwich-artist.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-08-04T18:59:00-04:00'>6:59&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div 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allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" class="b-hbp-video b-uploaded" frameborder="0" height="266" id="BLOGGER-video-055f2250fc28a8ad-18138" mozallowfullscreen="mozallowfullscreen" src="https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dz0AwlPNtzbqv-eLsQ74BJYgDplW726ThAE6Sj7uAyaLx2mgHHmJSw6nvI4IXm3JMpmEQAl2gSTx3TTLBwchf8oqTgzPomufK9msHf8qe5Gj5nx3zT9evZ5pJiE-kJEU6H8Uhw" webkitallowfullscreen="webkitallowfullscreen" width="320"></iframe><br />The Flintstones are keepin' it classy in a scene from this feature length spy spoof. <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/man-called-flintstone.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/man-called-flintstone.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-08-03T16:59:00-04:00'>4:59&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjx9mbQpPNMfwQdxOGlJMygNjbblaUpzaD5hSm3ZnaWaBZBnVStTYLecGcijeOZhyaBCXeQgKX02dFDj0_Wy8LnaDk8XnWqy81as5W84nOKsqOc28skHtkbU873AI2rAX1gKdDunG49_A/s400/christofsaintjohnofthecrossdali.jpg' itemprop='image_url'/> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='854574997518631284' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='854574997518631284'></a> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-854574997518631284' itemprop='description articleBody'> <span style="font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-style: italic;">"[Salvador] Dalí&#8217;s religious period is where many art historians stop paying attention, and where many interested in religion might begin."<br /><a href="http://orrologion.blogspot.com/2007/12/god-in-gallery.html">-Matthew J. Milliner</a></span><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span></span></span><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">Christ of St. John of the Cross (1951)</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjx9mbQpPNMfwQdxOGlJMygNjbblaUpzaD5hSm3ZnaWaBZBnVStTYLecGcijeOZhyaBCXeQgKX02dFDj0_Wy8LnaDk8XnWqy81as5W84nOKsqOc28skHtkbU873AI2rAX1gKdDunG49_A/s1600-h/christofsaintjohnofthecrossdali.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230166882671525842" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjx9mbQpPNMfwQdxOGlJMygNjbblaUpzaD5hSm3ZnaWaBZBnVStTYLecGcijeOZhyaBCXeQgKX02dFDj0_Wy8LnaDk8XnWqy81as5W84nOKsqOc28skHtkbU873AI2rAX1gKdDunG49_A/s400/christofsaintjohnofthecrossdali.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:times new roman;" >The Madonna of Port Lligat (1949)</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNEnkDbMMkDxt3Vd9gOzHsNdokpeqawyXuKpPkcROl1ABUPoL5mDk87Ss0zwTyAKKP5tSKFaSNd7G-kAHHvLDhR4kJnFEI-Q3O97i8ApOmbEmErB0nTPZYaqxeHIEoMvbFdB5fczP71w/s1600-h/3Salvador-Dali-The-Madonna-of-Port-Lligat-first-version.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230166633666846882" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNEnkDbMMkDxt3Vd9gOzHsNdokpeqawyXuKpPkcROl1ABUPoL5mDk87Ss0zwTyAKKP5tSKFaSNd7G-kAHHvLDhR4kJnFEI-Q3O97i8ApOmbEmErB0nTPZYaqxeHIEoMvbFdB5fczP71w/s400/3Salvador-Dali-The-Madonna-of-Port-Lligat-first-version.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:times new roman;" >The Resurrection of the Flesh (1945)</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpm1w0_Cz24nSvxLKw2JjQYCTF-OuIV_0xu4Us4pRJ_C2NSpDUIpbXwR8cIpslzvN6ZIg8Nv4GrVAwcoABuzKO0p-3Hf1E44fh6T70d_p2s8GoRP2g9ui46Vu28nphaM0otH6YdAaj4g/s1600-h/p1945_10.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230166511025374242" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpm1w0_Cz24nSvxLKw2JjQYCTF-OuIV_0xu4Us4pRJ_C2NSpDUIpbXwR8cIpslzvN6ZIg8Nv4GrVAwcoABuzKO0p-3Hf1E44fh6T70d_p2s8GoRP2g9ui46Vu28nphaM0otH6YdAaj4g/s400/p1945_10.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:times new roman;" >Last Supper (1955)</span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFV9nmN7_xy9ssy5eVtspI3bvyp37-wPfMgs_LH1BRKK-j2oOkfA_4LLQjZre4RHLt2TO7rgM-Mr37gBCJ1nma8IB2d5XiDN255_lG7SdCrLIkwB7hjM6iWDrFStTJFiw3JBVAQ6hqKg/s1600-h/IN520Dali+LS.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230166423667101266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFV9nmN7_xy9ssy5eVtspI3bvyp37-wPfMgs_LH1BRKK-j2oOkfA_4LLQjZre4RHLt2TO7rgM-Mr37gBCJ1nma8IB2d5XiDN255_lG7SdCrLIkwB7hjM6iWDrFStTJFiw3JBVAQ6hqKg/s400/IN520Dali+LS.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:times new roman;" >The Crucifixion (1954)</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKvAI7GcAkpujsK_TAm-c7R-Q26l8NSfIqS2MefHSE_ESfqFsq36N-67-VoIlH4FXhlJwe0Cf3dOt1FEalPXn98d7hBtGw6FAXcGp1JOdt9h459whyphenhyphenHUuIbr4hLaN-E_gd0Gq5QnHcDQ/s1600-h/3Salvador-Dali-Crucifixion-Hypercubic-Body.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230166237885262034" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKvAI7GcAkpujsK_TAm-c7R-Q26l8NSfIqS2MefHSE_ESfqFsq36N-67-VoIlH4FXhlJwe0Cf3dOt1FEalPXn98d7hBtGw6FAXcGp1JOdt9h459whyphenhyphenHUuIbr4hLaN-E_gd0Gq5QnHcDQ/s400/3Salvador-Dali-Crucifixion-Hypercubic-Body.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:times new roman;" >The Ascension (1958)</span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsNZ-brKljLwY15Wiq-ZYpfzw7EvtNhKT5hd8XFmtbP5V35eur0_4YyPPNGXHEfoXjc2O-AjTcmYcxL1s5JutRBVZJ5cKNictPiACfmWg_RjSQVm76GcagiMeopV9WO8hkGyQXHmi0jw/s1600-h/d-ascension-gala-58.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230166106452242690" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsNZ-brKljLwY15Wiq-ZYpfzw7EvtNhKT5hd8XFmtbP5V35eur0_4YyPPNGXHEfoXjc2O-AjTcmYcxL1s5JutRBVZJ5cKNictPiACfmWg_RjSQVm76GcagiMeopV9WO8hkGyQXHmi0jw/s400/d-ascension-gala-58.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:times new roman;" >The Ecumenical Council (1960)</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwGFbYjjIzwd8Z6beCyDv9vWIef9VJaIIm94pku_U4aU_G_VANfga529tOKkyFvZR53swFUzZC2_4Pv4ZscY3rn4RjTKE3KLhMgTApYcsegxUbeyjFzCkWDQUPHxDL5yzO2WVxAggU_A/s1600-h/1104263646.397_465.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230165997137726610" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwGFbYjjIzwd8Z6beCyDv9vWIef9VJaIIm94pku_U4aU_G_VANfga529tOKkyFvZR53swFUzZC2_4Pv4ZscY3rn4RjTKE3KLhMgTApYcsegxUbeyjFzCkWDQUPHxDL5yzO2WVxAggU_A/s400/1104263646.397_465.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:times new roman;" >The Madonna of Port Lligat (1960)</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7GVVqjUSfdMWYi4b8xbWxEZ8SSJzHRgbulmLEPSVTazGkRegraBq1CzLDtZ18AmT1tvYUu5Qlnqe93ewfBb6uCfqjvhUvW0w7SzRU2X2-SMJQOS4pVu0U6Z5kExriG7Y7xD9nJedNpw/s1600-h/pic28.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5230168750533239362" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7GVVqjUSfdMWYi4b8xbWxEZ8SSJzHRgbulmLEPSVTazGkRegraBq1CzLDtZ18AmT1tvYUu5Qlnqe93ewfBb6uCfqjvhUvW0w7SzRU2X2-SMJQOS4pVu0U6Z5kExriG7Y7xD9nJedNpw/s400/pic28.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a></div> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/salvador-dals-religious-period-is-where.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/salvador-dals-religious-period-is-where.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-08-03T02:09:00-04:00'>2:09&#8239;AM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Saturday, August 2, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgc3K2NrWaTY-TODmAE0Dll_rkdqsRYQFxxenz5UKzgDrlj7ifVdg_iPh177s3TeIT70X8M8A3NEVdB1l9ygGciOltp7_bMwDb738fKWpoEQPTszCHwTo5hCRaYOpI_E73XB5oIo-ojnw/s400/michael-jackson.jpg' itemprop='image_url'/> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='5952257478122827715' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='5952257478122827715'></a> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-5952257478122827715' itemprop='description articleBody'> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgc3K2NrWaTY-TODmAE0Dll_rkdqsRYQFxxenz5UKzgDrlj7ifVdg_iPh177s3TeIT70X8M8A3NEVdB1l9ygGciOltp7_bMwDb738fKWpoEQPTszCHwTo5hCRaYOpI_E73XB5oIo-ojnw/s1600-h/michael-jackson.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5229830830784233234" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgc3K2NrWaTY-TODmAE0Dll_rkdqsRYQFxxenz5UKzgDrlj7ifVdg_iPh177s3TeIT70X8M8A3NEVdB1l9ygGciOltp7_bMwDb738fKWpoEQPTszCHwTo5hCRaYOpI_E73XB5oIo-ojnw/s400/michael-jackson.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/blog-post.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/blog-post.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-08-02T03:00:00-04:00'>3:00&#8239;AM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifUqKeGOOVdimW_gEuHhEMCv1THVD-e2p0v1LAiF0l4YKEqdxSxo_siYXfvGemZeuKOkB_ssd18ZQzy9Vb_XZO9kLkwc1B9t6b0LRh5IhJNIApZEk5zSyHxw0SCCS6Ybe5x5EDr3vH_A/s400/waynejune1.jpg' itemprop='image_url'/> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='5442448653151719817' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='5442448653151719817'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/dunwich-horror.html'>The Dunwich Horror</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-5442448653151719817' itemprop='description articleBody'> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifUqKeGOOVdimW_gEuHhEMCv1THVD-e2p0v1LAiF0l4YKEqdxSxo_siYXfvGemZeuKOkB_ssd18ZQzy9Vb_XZO9kLkwc1B9t6b0LRh5IhJNIApZEk5zSyHxw0SCCS6Ybe5x5EDr3vH_A/s1600-h/waynejune1.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5229788616029591314" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifUqKeGOOVdimW_gEuHhEMCv1THVD-e2p0v1LAiF0l4YKEqdxSxo_siYXfvGemZeuKOkB_ssd18ZQzy9Vb_XZO9kLkwc1B9t6b0LRh5IhJNIApZEk5zSyHxw0SCCS6Ybe5x5EDr3vH_A/s400/waynejune1.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a>Wayne June records an audio version of H.P. Lovecraft's short story [<a href="http://www.waynejune.com/MP3/WJune_Lovecraft02.mp3"><span style="font-weight: bold;">listen to an excerpt</span></a>]. Hear his interpretation of <span style=";font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:100%;" ><em>'N'gai, n'gha'ghaa, bugg-shoggog; Yog Sothoth'</em></span> only by ordering <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Dark-Worlds-H-P-Lovecraft/dp/0809562677/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1217653945&amp;sr=1-2">the </a><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Dark-Worlds-H-P-Lovecraft/dp/0809562677/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1217653945&amp;sr=1-2">CD</a>. <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/dunwich-horror.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/08/dunwich-horror.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-08-02T02:00:00-04:00'>2:00&#8239;AM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Friday, August 1, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg91XSjH61Od4gwch5u5JhM69bz1h2S5UxiqIOUve74HNdV02aFiAZttOiaruzEglq6wJkw3R0xvB0tjg9kRY3eWVQ-GzNN_T9E3zoORR0tscffi4qeCxJd1gxnnW1zpLM4gBIp7Boeeg/s400/PGooglyDoll.jpg' itemprop='image_url'/> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='8609293878627052287' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='8609293878627052287'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/dolls-then-now.html'>Dolls: Then & Now</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-8609293878627052287' itemprop='description articleBody'> <div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">1908</span><br /></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg91XSjH61Od4gwch5u5JhM69bz1h2S5UxiqIOUve74HNdV02aFiAZttOiaruzEglq6wJkw3R0xvB0tjg9kRY3eWVQ-GzNN_T9E3zoORR0tscffi4qeCxJd1gxnnW1zpLM4gBIp7Boeeg/s1600-h/PGooglyDoll.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5229422350553299842" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg91XSjH61Od4gwch5u5JhM69bz1h2S5UxiqIOUve74HNdV02aFiAZttOiaruzEglq6wJkw3R0xvB0tjg9kRY3eWVQ-GzNN_T9E3zoORR0tscffi4qeCxJd1gxnnW1zpLM4gBIp7Boeeg/s400/PGooglyDoll.jpg" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">2008</span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjt8Xu51nZqr4bDW7ZHLn2qfmqX9vWs540RF5hhLOOMLtRrnYJ5OhqEnMLfvZdATV14VtBL9kCrKKFoFG_k4xkSbaQZ-fe5BzL0dDxYab6LqIlhWgf_qrbzQKERExYC-8hN2OTcLYFSTw/s1600-h/Role_Model.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5229422925101682066" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjt8Xu51nZqr4bDW7ZHLn2qfmqX9vWs540RF5hhLOOMLtRrnYJ5OhqEnMLfvZdATV14VtBL9kCrKKFoFG_k4xkSbaQZ-fe5BzL0dDxYab6LqIlhWgf_qrbzQKERExYC-8hN2OTcLYFSTw/s400/Role_Model.jpg" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a></div> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/dolls-then-now.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/dolls-then-now.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-08-01T01:27:00-04:00'>1:27&#8239;AM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Wednesday, July 30, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2HWjAZrhdSfFjuJ8hXhRuvrFmHzaLpbHypCkt4TpXrt4Dkpu9Djsm6zUnn6dwc3_i02umuAl35ntdWgJjoUl-lpctDTINF1v9NnT78T-R02G2kzphLFIdqU5mcTla58NSMm4cH35BJw/s400/jesusbot.jpg' itemprop='image_url'/> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='7405098996414318905' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='7405098996414318905'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/godjesus.html'>GOD*JESUS</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-7405098996414318905' itemprop='description articleBody'> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2HWjAZrhdSfFjuJ8hXhRuvrFmHzaLpbHypCkt4TpXrt4Dkpu9Djsm6zUnn6dwc3_i02umuAl35ntdWgJjoUl-lpctDTINF1v9NnT78T-R02G2kzphLFIdqU5mcTla58NSMm4cH35BJw/s1600-h/jesusbot.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228906649403784978" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2HWjAZrhdSfFjuJ8hXhRuvrFmHzaLpbHypCkt4TpXrt4Dkpu9Djsm6zUnn6dwc3_i02umuAl35ntdWgJjoUl-lpctDTINF1v9NnT78T-R02G2kzphLFIdqU5mcTla58NSMm4cH35BJw/s400/jesusbot.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a>Japan has created markets for the darnedest things. For instance, choosing the most tactful gift to suit an occasion consumes Japanese sensibilities.<br /><br />Consequent multi-cultural mayhem ensues in the form of this pious pee-wee desk robot. Ostensibly, he wields a crucifix/bouquet of violets. Substantively, he is effective at curbing youthful daydreams about coy debs with sensible haircuts. <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/godjesus.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/godjesus.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-07-30T17:45:00-04:00'>5:45&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Tuesday, July 29, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCfhzI8Esf_0VNNcwicOwigosuba9SMZHjL6s4VREz184E3IiTpH9AbfR8iahWWEFt0T4FgB3xeG9j6BQfv1Dy_FQKz3NXCVb-JPQbm8hffhQOHgKmVDWDj55dOOoNMLawXp1BIDVmag/s400/imagesdirty-20pants.jpg' itemprop='image_url'/> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='9078271333048008918' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='9078271333048008918'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/devils-scrapbook_29.html'>The Devil's Scrapbook</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-9078271333048008918' itemprop='description articleBody'> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCfhzI8Esf_0VNNcwicOwigosuba9SMZHjL6s4VREz184E3IiTpH9AbfR8iahWWEFt0T4FgB3xeG9j6BQfv1Dy_FQKz3NXCVb-JPQbm8hffhQOHgKmVDWDj55dOOoNMLawXp1BIDVmag/s1600-h/imagesdirty-20pants.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228592377156286962" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCfhzI8Esf_0VNNcwicOwigosuba9SMZHjL6s4VREz184E3IiTpH9AbfR8iahWWEFt0T4FgB3xeG9j6BQfv1Dy_FQKz3NXCVb-JPQbm8hffhQOHgKmVDWDj55dOOoNMLawXp1BIDVmag/s400/imagesdirty-20pants.jpg" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/devils-scrapbook_29.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/devils-scrapbook_29.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-07-29T20:08:00-04:00'>8:08&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='952327546507111060' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='952327546507111060'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/ewok-celebration-song.html'>Ewok Celebration Song (Yub Nub)</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-952327546507111060' itemprop='description articleBody'> <p><iframe allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" class="b-hbp-video b-uploaded" frameborder="0" height="266" id="BLOGGER-video-6772bdcfbfb8e72f-16009" mozallowfullscreen="mozallowfullscreen" src="https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dw5YwncmMNnVVHmJ5gWhiPckQu60FtNnHjjp04yQkowvH8qz2EB9rf1jxrDfdJrFHiFROR7AjN8yxyVzRQOQ9jGYBO7vd5QrLRKNaNnTqN-CrnBEQMcJXI5AVjCppAPqA-Q0bA" webkitallowfullscreen="webkitallowfullscreen" width="320"></iframe></p><p>Father-In Law Day is tommorow and I'd just like to say, one very special gift may well be simply keeping things like this to yourself. </p><p>Allay loo tu nuv!</p> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/ewok-celebration-song.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/ewok-celebration-song.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-07-29T19:11:00-04:00'>7:11&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Sunday, July 27, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqdwMoVvloMPFaNNbRndgxdMsxZtWNoWAY8n_oUTVEOQkwtBH3L4vZsr5qcbnsSoIBBv6_vJeHuXAwZLiJjy8tC24hHwLwxZNJn84hIb4SC5s16M1d_S2MWiolDVBB27d2EqnFkxu2pA/s400/,%5B%40!E%2560J,9%2560QC2BWDM-YN.gif' itemprop='image_url'/> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='5944394887973368870' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='5944394887973368870'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/spider.html'>Spider</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-5944394887973368870' itemprop='description articleBody'> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqdwMoVvloMPFaNNbRndgxdMsxZtWNoWAY8n_oUTVEOQkwtBH3L4vZsr5qcbnsSoIBBv6_vJeHuXAwZLiJjy8tC24hHwLwxZNJn84hIb4SC5s16M1d_S2MWiolDVBB27d2EqnFkxu2pA/s1600-h/,%5B%40!E%2560J,9%2560QC2BWDM-YN.gif"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5227755040073999922" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqdwMoVvloMPFaNNbRndgxdMsxZtWNoWAY8n_oUTVEOQkwtBH3L4vZsr5qcbnsSoIBBv6_vJeHuXAwZLiJjy8tC24hHwLwxZNJn84hIb4SC5s16M1d_S2MWiolDVBB27d2EqnFkxu2pA/s400/,%5B%40!E%2560J,9%2560QC2BWDM-YN.gif" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/spider.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/spider.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-07-27T13:59:00-04:00'>1:59&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='3385158555299253927' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='3385158555299253927'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/benny-hinn-historic-media-hype-coon.html'>Benny Hinn: Historic Media Hype-coon</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-3385158555299253927' itemprop='description articleBody'> <iframe allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" class="b-hbp-video b-uploaded" frameborder="0" height="266" id="BLOGGER-video-239b6b29ca3c4945-8546" mozallowfullscreen="mozallowfullscreen" src="https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dzh1WTrftclcjEArywJukNgJ0qqtPUfSpkKX8P8hgwJ9ayy0rQLxiQLWv4Bria53SVMzVrPkt6L5Aq2ZGlLkU-w1fL9yRhh_QRvd0Mtv1Lad-6T4Xipf08ruRj6MzgqOGoNfA" webkitallowfullscreen="webkitallowfullscreen" width="320"></iframe><br />Ignore the evil deeds, think of him as a sincere fideist and he starts to seem like some sort of prototypical post-modern gentleman. Topped <span style="font-style: italic;">maybe</span> by Homer Simpson (that time he warped into the third-dimension).<br /><br />Consider the wickedness? Consider what keeps the Hinnmeister in PABA-free hair care products? Then acquiesce to Beelzebub, who gives the H-man: <span style="font-weight: bold;">3 1/2 Hooves</span><span> (out of 5 possible Hooves).<br /><br />If you didn't acquiesce, do so now.<br /></span> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/benny-hinn-historic-media-hype-coon.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/benny-hinn-historic-media-hype-coon.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-07-27T02:01:00-04:00'>2:01&#8239;AM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Friday, July 25, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuc5BxPrgoNuOtYNvDPQ53M3ftAXIPUtAxWvuIP0TMZF5J7AsHTTCEO7iIWSuKlpLcNyS6TsXi1AP0Yis_0rBVkJMpKW24iTbTx94AJLRSfJkNx06fQjFDqcxyBdKGgaYCk7A-o7XVvg/s400/20070507.gif' itemprop='image_url'/> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='6502993868285674084' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='6502993868285674084'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/smbc_25.html'>SMBC</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-6502993868285674084' itemprop='description articleBody'> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuc5BxPrgoNuOtYNvDPQ53M3ftAXIPUtAxWvuIP0TMZF5J7AsHTTCEO7iIWSuKlpLcNyS6TsXi1AP0Yis_0rBVkJMpKW24iTbTx94AJLRSfJkNx06fQjFDqcxyBdKGgaYCk7A-o7XVvg/s1600-h/20070507.gif"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5227071441522559122" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuc5BxPrgoNuOtYNvDPQ53M3ftAXIPUtAxWvuIP0TMZF5J7AsHTTCEO7iIWSuKlpLcNyS6TsXi1AP0Yis_0rBVkJMpKW24iTbTx94AJLRSfJkNx06fQjFDqcxyBdKGgaYCk7A-o7XVvg/s400/20070507.gif" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68Ql3NLSwN4"><span style="font-style: italic;">Too Tough To Die</span></a> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/smbc_25.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/smbc_25.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-07-25T17:50:00-04:00'>5:50&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRH5ThBJJx2VxRpYuNxfEFOkvoDMvz2rSqrg3uFh7rmRO_ujPDe6kfWkB-FzeCH-UNk5I6zTfsf8wneZn2h7KPiia25Pye-Li4jxpLb7fOuRDDUpaQ0cZmZ_7nuEmEVwXncDCbLhuddw/s400/Christina_Ricci_Cat.jpg' itemprop='image_url'/> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='1322023806338181136' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='1322023806338181136'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/on-lol-cats.html'>On LOL Cats</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-1322023806338181136' itemprop='description articleBody'> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRH5ThBJJx2VxRpYuNxfEFOkvoDMvz2rSqrg3uFh7rmRO_ujPDe6kfWkB-FzeCH-UNk5I6zTfsf8wneZn2h7KPiia25Pye-Li4jxpLb7fOuRDDUpaQ0cZmZ_7nuEmEVwXncDCbLhuddw/s1600-h/Christina_Ricci_Cat.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5227071199299489314" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRH5ThBJJx2VxRpYuNxfEFOkvoDMvz2rSqrg3uFh7rmRO_ujPDe6kfWkB-FzeCH-UNk5I6zTfsf8wneZn2h7KPiia25Pye-Li4jxpLb7fOuRDDUpaQ0cZmZ_7nuEmEVwXncDCbLhuddw/s400/Christina_Ricci_Cat.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a>Two major cultural shifts contribute to the internet trend known as LOL Cats: First, the emergence (circa 1400 BC) of crazy cat people; And more recently, the mass distribution of low cost technology and the internet.<br /><br />I submit:<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">&#8220;Most people today are confident in their ability to recognize LOL Cats and to avoid being taken in by them. So the phenomenon has not aroused much deliberate concern or attracted much sustained inquiry.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">In consequence we have no clear understanding of what LOL Cats are, why there are so many of them or what function they serve.&#8221;</span><br /><br />Yes, but what does this mean for stoic mice? <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/on-lol-cats.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/on-lol-cats.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-07-25T17:47:00-04:00'>5:47&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='56554398304609300' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='56554398304609300'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/journey-at-center-of-earth.html'>Journey at the Center of the Earth</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-56554398304609300' itemprop='description articleBody'> <p><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bjJ-Qe73boQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bjJ-Qe73boQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Yet another classic story turned into demonstrative blow-up movie (such an unfortunate trend ...we GET it, the mans got initiative to spare).</p> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/journey-at-center-of-earth.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/journey-at-center-of-earth.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-07-25T14:30:00-04:00'>2:30&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Thursday, July 24, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyITKlsOng-fyGUmw-aFGo6qH2LXVZMw0DHlY5y9ofypNvuENYTt2vMjzLg8pdqJE3kR678fmF7kAn_ULJyKtYuVyI8hIFDWp7FL2sSmd62xc9GO_Yivoa9eZ8NWrEFh7TzbH80s9XyA/s400/imagesarod-2dgoes-2ddeep.jpg' itemprop='image_url'/> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='8722558045038331314' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='8722558045038331314'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/devils-scrapbook_24.html'>Devil's Scrapbook</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-8722558045038331314' itemprop='description articleBody'> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyITKlsOng-fyGUmw-aFGo6qH2LXVZMw0DHlY5y9ofypNvuENYTt2vMjzLg8pdqJE3kR678fmF7kAn_ULJyKtYuVyI8hIFDWp7FL2sSmd62xc9GO_Yivoa9eZ8NWrEFh7TzbH80s9XyA/s1600-h/imagesarod-2dgoes-2ddeep.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226771529341780914" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyITKlsOng-fyGUmw-aFGo6qH2LXVZMw0DHlY5y9ofypNvuENYTt2vMjzLg8pdqJE3kR678fmF7kAn_ULJyKtYuVyI8hIFDWp7FL2sSmd62xc9GO_Yivoa9eZ8NWrEFh7TzbH80s9XyA/s400/imagesarod-2dgoes-2ddeep.jpg" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/devils-scrapbook_24.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/devils-scrapbook_24.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-07-24T22:22:00-04:00'>10:22&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjy6aSjwMS5mOREnPyGUnZNn-rpsUyKa8nTPkrkQdSn-_pQczpqAuc1E_QIMKIgofcxZcijKIE6xlpKKAzz6IBdV_oKlhjP1ah7YafbNjBJUPs1u2HaGcPLhz3P8IUlbGoZDQdUIuWxGQ/s320/ScoobyGraham.jpg' itemprop='image_url'/> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='2599308834776453498' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='2599308834776453498'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/scooby-doo-graham-cracker-sticks.html'>Scooby-Doo Graham Cracker Sticks</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-2599308834776453498' itemprop='description articleBody'> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjy6aSjwMS5mOREnPyGUnZNn-rpsUyKa8nTPkrkQdSn-_pQczpqAuc1E_QIMKIgofcxZcijKIE6xlpKKAzz6IBdV_oKlhjP1ah7YafbNjBJUPs1u2HaGcPLhz3P8IUlbGoZDQdUIuWxGQ/s1600-h/ScoobyGraham.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226752937432873922" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjy6aSjwMS5mOREnPyGUnZNn-rpsUyKa8nTPkrkQdSn-_pQczpqAuc1E_QIMKIgofcxZcijKIE6xlpKKAzz6IBdV_oKlhjP1ah7YafbNjBJUPs1u2HaGcPLhz3P8IUlbGoZDQdUIuWxGQ/s320/ScoobyGraham.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a>FACT: A mom who gives kids <a href="http://www.expotv.com/Scooby-Doo-graham-cracker-sticks/1P-15dk">dog biscuit</a>-shaped crackers is cooler than one who gives Townhouse. <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/scooby-doo-graham-cracker-sticks.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/scooby-doo-graham-cracker-sticks.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-07-24T17:46:00-04:00'>5:46&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Wednesday, July 23, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-1iBvXFVICGWaErVYsLkNkVzbOD2dDxyu34-yWisIqDtqdr6Ly7Wi6MfKiE93L5El5RuWrdWnMvKNb4D56Lehsj8sZUu5PvONtEN5cyNisL9iFZUFwa3HFqay40FPMIjUHhz4cdlCNw/s400/imagesposh-2dspice3.JPG' itemprop='image_url'/> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='6580137075773439072' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='6580137075773439072'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/celebrity-simulacrum_23.html'>Celebrity Simulacrum</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-6580137075773439072' itemprop='description articleBody'> <div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-1iBvXFVICGWaErVYsLkNkVzbOD2dDxyu34-yWisIqDtqdr6Ly7Wi6MfKiE93L5El5RuWrdWnMvKNb4D56Lehsj8sZUu5PvONtEN5cyNisL9iFZUFwa3HFqay40FPMIjUHhz4cdlCNw/s1600-h/imagesposh-2dspice3.JPG"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226423521398777778" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-1iBvXFVICGWaErVYsLkNkVzbOD2dDxyu34-yWisIqDtqdr6Ly7Wi6MfKiE93L5El5RuWrdWnMvKNb4D56Lehsj8sZUu5PvONtEN5cyNisL9iFZUFwa3HFqay40FPMIjUHhz4cdlCNw/s400/imagesposh-2dspice3.JPG" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a>Posh Spice - Luckdragon<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_qvRCh4cLr4jX2L0oq53gEkGY1cSUPsc0iqGgL6ENn_tOz3LUW87SbohVfwitV7CyPNXneBEQfHXLB2exVj7CBUsh4bF661wQ6qkSw8ydhC6MTaMYyZcaeamSgZmyGzKe3PSWwBsmUQ/s1600-h/imagesposh-2dspice.jpg"></a><br /><div align="right"><em><a href="http://totallylookslike.com/">...link</a></em></div></div> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/celebrity-simulacrum_23.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/celebrity-simulacrum_23.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-07-23T23:59:00-04:00'>11:59&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Tuesday, July 22, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjae6-0LOevCPbxqmxclawYXYMY4sk1e8t0Z_oaHm_auQlTJdmMLcwVthExpkxJ1Ch1aTlJyG46U0xKk5cGkKyZ4oQin8uyP4lRONPaAgpuH-DeRnQbXGvCjeF55LzL_b0HfAvMLe9ZwQ/s320/baby_carrot.jpg' itemprop='image_url'/> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='641330432183115637' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='641330432183115637'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/nmbcj.html'>N.M.B.C.J.</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-641330432183115637' itemprop='description articleBody'> <img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226045520162444034" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjae6-0LOevCPbxqmxclawYXYMY4sk1e8t0Z_oaHm_auQlTJdmMLcwVthExpkxJ1Ch1aTlJyG46U0xKk5cGkKyZ4oQin8uyP4lRONPaAgpuH-DeRnQbXGvCjeF55LzL_b0HfAvMLe9ZwQ/s320/baby_carrot.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" />I love carrot cake on my birthday ...now I know what they've been missing: plastic babies applied by a team of refugees from Andy Warhol's factory.<br /><a href="http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/06/naked-mohawk-baby-carrot-jockeys.html"><br />Cake Wrecks</a> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/nmbcj.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/nmbcj.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-07-22T23:14:00-04:00'>11:14&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='9023955599783156700' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='9023955599783156700'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/invisible-man.html'>The Invisible Man</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-9023955599783156700' itemprop='description articleBody'> <iframe allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" class="b-hbp-video b-uploaded" frameborder="0" height="266" id="BLOGGER-video-7732baa59d9cc2b5-19282" mozallowfullscreen="mozallowfullscreen" src="https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dxY-cLqokwYmXet7RiXiLomcRmB7uPomhDcIOV_bYw8uh-Z9pyYZadQkUzjvoUeBfHiye-D81MkTnohRxbVNUYdzXL6ayWydmT_Dcjn3A3sNdBqpscZezBoLg4MnKmrOC9c4WY" webkitallowfullscreen="webkitallowfullscreen" width="320"></iframe><br />Upgraded for the nuclear age, this take on 'The Invisible Man' origin story is immensely more thrilling than <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2994785404418578906&amp;ei=xjqGSNzxAoyA4wL2t5ySBQ&amp;hl=en">the Wells</a> account of a 19th century English chemist.<br /><br />I can't help wonder what happened to all those invisible guinea pigs though. Lost following the accident? Humanly euthanized? I'd like to think they were allowed to live out the rest of their days dining on invisible lettuce. <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/invisible-man.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/invisible-man.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-07-22T15:30:00-04:00'>3:30&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='4417334304563022570' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='4417334304563022570'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/toy-story-critique-nsfw.html'>Toy Story Critique (NSFW)</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-4417334304563022570' itemprop='description articleBody'> <p align="right"><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/F30PYWYdkZ4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/F30PYWYdkZ4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><a href="http://superpunch.blogspot.com/2008/04/did-you-know-ghostbusters-was-actually.html">Super Punch</a> </p> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/toy-story-critique-nsfw.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/toy-story-critique-nsfw.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-07-22T13:30:00-04:00'>1:30&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Monday, July 21, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhX202rZDh4QhZzkKnEeVDlKmiHG9lPw2dRRc5MQS1vr1jrPU4kapd5_WjqjZE6-SWJBzcfiPQJDCggY-1CE9ndt5jJtoKuNuTLejx2yjXoVkoLCbC4HIyJVZ0REl5YEk0JJm6UQUH6KA/s400/477534869_19c1c75833.jpg' itemprop='image_url'/> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='5147343121182658448' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='5147343121182658448'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/not-porn.html'>Not Porn</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-5147343121182658448' itemprop='description articleBody'> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhX202rZDh4QhZzkKnEeVDlKmiHG9lPw2dRRc5MQS1vr1jrPU4kapd5_WjqjZE6-SWJBzcfiPQJDCggY-1CE9ndt5jJtoKuNuTLejx2yjXoVkoLCbC4HIyJVZ0REl5YEk0JJm6UQUH6KA/s1600-h/477534869_19c1c75833.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5225589241285956146" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhX202rZDh4QhZzkKnEeVDlKmiHG9lPw2dRRc5MQS1vr1jrPU4kapd5_WjqjZE6-SWJBzcfiPQJDCggY-1CE9ndt5jJtoKuNuTLejx2yjXoVkoLCbC4HIyJVZ0REl5YEk0JJm6UQUH6KA/s400/477534869_19c1c75833.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEig83vCMU3NENzY28TMPznT1CosCVN8mEI2Of7IbrMGvD7Urp9r-2enXfkg0sqrufR5eRFZ7ypGPJSeEs_uxrUhWqpbKsjMPuke9J7NzO9FgnK4UloeZHdRE5fjooEVP68zSMehUbNrmQ/s1600-h/453129098_8b07ae2492.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5225589104115751906" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEig83vCMU3NENzY28TMPznT1CosCVN8mEI2Of7IbrMGvD7Urp9r-2enXfkg0sqrufR5eRFZ7ypGPJSeEs_uxrUhWqpbKsjMPuke9J7NzO9FgnK4UloeZHdRE5fjooEVP68zSMehUbNrmQ/s400/453129098_8b07ae2492.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikTZM6Iy0FpyZAYqNXlp2n_O1tf6i7Ip2gDbbf0XMG4R4DErTVb2n1LEsgI76_qxNEaWzSAW41R1ZD41ECf0t2LNWmGJOyxMeGF4uHUAtaSDHu3ug3giZRaS3T-XF0k6TyXYBqth1YNw/s1600-h/2127067011_a201c798f5.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5225589797894360674" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikTZM6Iy0FpyZAYqNXlp2n_O1tf6i7Ip2gDbbf0XMG4R4DErTVb2n1LEsgI76_qxNEaWzSAW41R1ZD41ECf0t2LNWmGJOyxMeGF4uHUAtaSDHu3ug3giZRaS3T-XF0k6TyXYBqth1YNw/s400/2127067011_a201c798f5.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a>...you'll have to take my word on this last one, I believe he is murdering someone. <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/not-porn.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/not-porn.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-07-21T18:09:00-04:00'>6:09&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqnLtAWJ5RNq3QAneCl5vu9HvT7nPXHM_2joROglhDkBnUNqEFwgCfCAJxLx_J9c3-3TeJj4WKXKwQHWfV2ZRQuLiFT3Apc2OyakZtjqphtCNMEbsnhcnw-PXiBb7SW0IX-RVMNUWfzQ/s400/pipe-weed-lotro1.jpg' itemprop='image_url'/> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='8451011474826033659' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='8451011474826033659'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/pipe-dreams.html'>Pipe Dreams</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-8451011474826033659' itemprop='description articleBody'> Normally, I revile all rusticated pipes. So I was surprised by the <a href="http://www.smokingpipes.com/pipes/estate/denmark/moreinfo.cfm?product_id=32291">Kent Rasmussen Sandblast Sitter with Ivory Inlay</a>. No less than a paradigm shift wrapped in a conundrum, trading riddles with cake after cake of Virginia blend. If you want great workmanship, artistic design and spectacular materials you found it at $1,200.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqnLtAWJ5RNq3QAneCl5vu9HvT7nPXHM_2joROglhDkBnUNqEFwgCfCAJxLx_J9c3-3TeJj4WKXKwQHWfV2ZRQuLiFT3Apc2OyakZtjqphtCNMEbsnhcnw-PXiBb7SW0IX-RVMNUWfzQ/s1600-h/pipe-weed-lotro1.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5225549766115260978" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqnLtAWJ5RNq3QAneCl5vu9HvT7nPXHM_2joROglhDkBnUNqEFwgCfCAJxLx_J9c3-3TeJj4WKXKwQHWfV2ZRQuLiFT3Apc2OyakZtjqphtCNMEbsnhcnw-PXiBb7SW0IX-RVMNUWfzQ/s400/pipe-weed-lotro1.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/pipe-dreams.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/pipe-dreams.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-07-21T15:35:00-04:00'>3:35&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVDAja6xd1Cyb_HwanpYRVAXJ3HAei_Vx_hV2OJ09YxNwxdX81JiwQH9Y-hLRvIv01LPWqfLt3B9tThz9hHzHySQT0sBsZQoet2wuHKy_vNnQQ8GNORgNPnPOHK7vVKYDA5ESzCIKoyA/s400/zuul-twinkie.jpg' itemprop='image_url'/> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='2520638435529163882' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='2520638435529163882'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/dogs-and-cats-living-together-mass.html'>"...dogs and cats living together--mass hysteria!"</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-2520638435529163882' itemprop='description articleBody'> <div align="center"><a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/25534/ghostbusters"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5225518854284140114" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVDAja6xd1Cyb_HwanpYRVAXJ3HAei_Vx_hV2OJ09YxNwxdX81JiwQH9Y-hLRvIv01LPWqfLt3B9tThz9hHzHySQT0sBsZQoet2wuHKy_vNnQQ8GNORgNPnPOHK7vVKYDA5ESzCIKoyA/s400/zuul-twinkie.jpg" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" />GHOSTBUSTERS </a></div> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/dogs-and-cats-living-together-mass.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/dogs-and-cats-living-together-mass.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-07-21T13:00:00-04:00'>1:00&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Sunday, July 20, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQ_e6DV_pYEnhIBnn9XtncBRPcLL9bSSg4yVFRb4dO2pWp0tl0eV9HOWwCJ0sMcfmbcnYyJu6MVh6wTWfmcfqmu7UNR-vjYNkGAWRskYQ7J5SB28JV7w_5hd9pAifTuayBINkDb_tN-Q/s400/poshninjaX171609_468x425.jpg' itemprop='image_url'/> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='3781602378745382627' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='3781602378745382627'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/celebrity-simulacrum.html'>Celebrity Simulacrum</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-3781602378745382627' itemprop='description articleBody'> <div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQ_e6DV_pYEnhIBnn9XtncBRPcLL9bSSg4yVFRb4dO2pWp0tl0eV9HOWwCJ0sMcfmbcnYyJu6MVh6wTWfmcfqmu7UNR-vjYNkGAWRskYQ7J5SB28JV7w_5hd9pAifTuayBINkDb_tN-Q/s1600-h/poshninjaX171609_468x425.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5225275944351007682" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQ_e6DV_pYEnhIBnn9XtncBRPcLL9bSSg4yVFRb4dO2pWp0tl0eV9HOWwCJ0sMcfmbcnYyJu6MVh6wTWfmcfqmu7UNR-vjYNkGAWRskYQ7J5SB28JV7w_5hd9pAifTuayBINkDb_tN-Q/s400/poshninjaX171609_468x425.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a>Victoria Beckham - TMNT<br /></div> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/celebrity-simulacrum.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/celebrity-simulacrum.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-07-20T22:00:00-04:00'>10:00&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Saturday, July 19, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='896314347055146580' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='896314347055146580'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/diffrent-strokes.html'>Diff'rent Strokes</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-896314347055146580' itemprop='description articleBody'> <p><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MuouWMm6bHY&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MuouWMm6bHY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Mr. Drummond finds the adoption of Arnold and Willis to be the gift that keeps on giving. But getting his swerve on with Arnold's elementary school teacher has a downside ...for Arnold that is. </p> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/diffrent-strokes.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/diffrent-strokes.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-07-19T14:50:00-04:00'>2:50&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Friday, July 18, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='4542783277707144530' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='4542783277707144530'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/deanimator_18.html'>Deanimator</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-4542783277707144530' itemprop='description articleBody'> <object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" 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href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/deanimator_18.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-07-18T23:10:00-04:00'>11:10&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgApPbVSpv_PyKoUbZ3aNi_wd-8JwGMq9X9ppTXgzzOa2O-z4uEdSOlKHOydyLEuXYyUfPrwIst4SHEueY5_UFz3o4QbHAtrACsj6nfOh6EUj-jVI_tss-xG4I2pLGtWVkkAPeko8rwjw/s320/Businessman%25201.jpg' itemprop='image_url'/> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='5437594076035345097' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='5437594076035345097'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/how-to-dress-for-job-interview.html'>How to Dress for a Job Interview</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-5437594076035345097' itemprop='description articleBody'> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgApPbVSpv_PyKoUbZ3aNi_wd-8JwGMq9X9ppTXgzzOa2O-z4uEdSOlKHOydyLEuXYyUfPrwIst4SHEueY5_UFz3o4QbHAtrACsj6nfOh6EUj-jVI_tss-xG4I2pLGtWVkkAPeko8rwjw/s1600-h/Businessman%25201.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5224442720934489618" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgApPbVSpv_PyKoUbZ3aNi_wd-8JwGMq9X9ppTXgzzOa2O-z4uEdSOlKHOydyLEuXYyUfPrwIst4SHEueY5_UFz3o4QbHAtrACsj6nfOh6EUj-jVI_tss-xG4I2pLGtWVkkAPeko8rwjw/s320/Businessman%25201.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" /></a>DO:<br /><ul><span><li>Conservative two-piece business suit</li><li>Conservative long-sleeved shirt/blouse<br /></li><li>Clean, polished conservative shoes </li><li>Well-groomed hairstyle </li><li>Clean, trimmed fingernails </li><li>Minimal cologne or perfume </li><li>Empty pockets--no bulges or tinkling coins </li><li>No gum, candy or cigarettes </li><li>Light briefcase or portfolio case </li><li>No visible body piercing </li></span></ul>DON'T:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEig-HVHtCWhB1Nkyi_lV-VVpRfGO1o66B-jyRYv9qS8y2F26gC2tNoa3lZnh0KkTsiOMth9UJQJVBcX3pKT5PDUwZ4mIwmqKgB72wQxsHT3B_OsVbK-GJAKIABer581b-U-GIm1gCw6AQ/s1600-h/star_wars_geek.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5224443038779397074" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEig-HVHtCWhB1Nkyi_lV-VVpRfGO1o66B-jyRYv9qS8y2F26gC2tNoa3lZnh0KkTsiOMth9UJQJVBcX3pKT5PDUwZ4mIwmqKgB72wQxsHT3B_OsVbK-GJAKIABer581b-U-GIm1gCw6AQ/s320/star_wars_geek.jpg" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" /></a> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/how-to-dress-for-job-interview.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/how-to-dress-for-job-interview.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-07-18T15:43:00-04:00'>3:43&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta 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href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/bruces-homoerotic-batgloves.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-07-18T12:05:00-04:00'>12:05&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='654652024524428826' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='654652024524428826'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/staring-problem.html'>Staring Problem</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-654652024524428826' itemprop='description articleBody'> <p><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qw6bp27nAKE&amp;hl=ja"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qw6bp27nAKE&amp;hl=ja" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>The latest DVD craze: women staring at the camera. <a href="http://www.japanprobe.com/?p=5158">Japan Probe</a> has a theory about these videos.<br /></p> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/staring-problem.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/staring-problem.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-07-18T00:45:00-04:00'>12:45&#8239;AM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Thursday, July 17, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='2831931820883766509' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='2831931820883766509'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/sh-boom-sh-boom.html'>SH-Boom SH-Boom</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-2831931820883766509' itemprop='description articleBody'> <p><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/m70IKOsrBzo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0xfebd01"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/m70IKOsrBzo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0xfebd01" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Like many other male children of the eighties, I had a huge crush on Holly from 'Land of the Lost' and to a lesser degree Pippi's friend Annika ... but it wasn't until Leslie Ann Warren's Miss Scarlett from the movie adaptation of the boardgame Clue, when I found the impulse to copulate with a woman on sight.</p> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/sh-boom-sh-boom.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/sh-boom-sh-boom.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-07-17T15:18:00-04:00'>3:18&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span 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href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/07/poetry-corner.html'>Poetry Corner</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-8651176621443045013' itemprop='description articleBody'> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgX1YjvLXkeAiLh-_s5K5OCQfKc0GbxfWGHI9SYwIA3l2T9hrUzPYYAFMqWOPRCSfiTrv9RkRVPAtNDzGmV8GgXYcNVlX0qEN4nJa4i-DtGeCRPEbUNve0KnE28QwyQ76FJOqMPK9DXDw/s1600-h/stability-of-a-penguin.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5224032306392956002" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgX1YjvLXkeAiLh-_s5K5OCQfKc0GbxfWGHI9SYwIA3l2T9hrUzPYYAFMqWOPRCSfiTrv9RkRVPAtNDzGmV8GgXYcNVlX0qEN4nJa4i-DtGeCRPEbUNve0KnE28QwyQ76FJOqMPK9DXDw/s400/stability-of-a-penguin.jpg" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" /></a>Arguably the greatest sentiment to be screened on cotton jersey since &#8216;Liquor in the Front and Poker in the Rear&#8216;.<br /><br />&#8216;Stability of a Penguin&#8217; is presented with innovative meter, wonderfully unsettling subject matter and skillfull use of alliterative melody. 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