Japan has created markets for the darnedest things. For instance, choosing the most tactful gift to suit an occasion consumes Japanese sensibilities.Father-In Law Day is tommorow and I'd just like to say, one very special gift may well be simply keeping things like this to yourself.
Allay loo tu nuv!
Two major cultural shifts contribute to the internet trend known as LOL Cats: First, the emergence (circa 1400 BC) of crazy cat people; And more recently, the mass distribution of low cost technology and the internet.
Yet another classic story turned into demonstrative blow-up movie (such an unfortunate trend ...we GET it, the mans got initiative to spare).
FACT: A mom who gives kids dog biscuit-shaped crackers is cooler than one who gives Townhouse.
I love carrot cake on my birthday ...now I know what they've been missing: plastic babies applied by a team of refugees from Andy Warhol's factory.
Mr. Drummond finds the adoption of Arnold and Willis to be the gift that keeps on giving. But getting his swerve on with Arnold's elementary school teacher has a downside ...for Arnold that is.
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The latest DVD craze: women staring at the camera. Japan Probe has a theory about these videos.
Like many other male children of the eighties, I had a huge crush on Holly from 'Land of the Lost' and to a lesser degree Pippi's friend Annika ... but it wasn't until Leslie Ann Warren's Miss Scarlett from the movie adaptation of the boardgame Clue, when I found the impulse to copulate with a woman on sight.
Arguably the greatest sentiment to be screened on cotton jersey since ‘Liquor in the Front and Poker in the Rear‘.
Due to excessive groddyness, a link to the documentary film Guys and Dolls won't be posted on this blog; in perpetuity throughout the universe. 
Besides having an awesome title, Robot God's Wierd Tales cover features a reference to one of my top ten Lovecraft stories AND the phrase 'I Killed Hitler'. By no means Smithsonian material, but a desirable piece of history nonetheless.
Hanson- MMM Bop music video
The story of a murderer who steals goods and treasure from honest traders using a pirate ship named ‘Revenge’.If only Joe had access to this information as a boy, instead of relying on regional dialect to serve as his moral compass. But this isn't about Joe, it's about Wittgensteinian language games.
Wouldn't you know, the Aptera is released after street hookers stop wearing mettalic mini-skirts. Damn you postmodernism! Up to 300 mpg; delivery to California customers starting next year. The hybrid costs $30,000 video
They looked erotic, eclectic, exotic and awesome... but then she just HAD to get one more!
Taking thier positions, with fuse burning, someone adds: "I don't know where the hose is."
I LOL
Theo's plan to impress his date with an $80 Gordon Gartrelle shirt back-fires once Denise offers her 'help'. As usual Cliff can't F-ing believe this shit.
After watching 'Star Trek: The Original Series', in order and in it's entirety, the verdict is in: Nancy Kovack (Nona from "A Private Little War") earns my prize for sexiest female. Truly a galactic beauty, this ex-wife of Zubin Mehta has the pin-up quality of Marylin Monroe with more acting ability and a tan.
And for the ladies... the sexiest man in television history: Ricardo Montalban as Khan.
I don't mind the idea of anthropomorphic food in the broad sense... I should state for the record though: the gratuitous use of facial hair in said conceptual milieu is an unequivocal abuse of creative license.
I was pleased to see that Candy Addict's #1 chocolate cereal corresponds with my personal favorite amongst ALL cereal. For me, absurdly sweet sugary cereals usually bring back images from childhood. So, when providence put a box of Trix in my possesion, Saturday morning cartoons naturally were in order too. But, due to poor planning, all there was to go with the Trix was some Chai flavored Rice Dream. I finally wound-up begrudgingly eating a banana and listening to 'A Prarie Home Companion' instead.
GHOSTBUSTERS 
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