Monday, September 15, 2008

Write Your Own Captions

<a href="">Grapheine : Webdesigner illustrateur graphiste agence de com agence web Paris Lyon graphisme</a><noembed> </object> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/write-your-own-captions.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/write-your-own-captions.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-09-15T02:59:00-04:00'>2:59&#8239;AM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Saturday, September 13, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='4574706004362701142' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='4574706004362701142'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/prom-night-dumpster-baby.html'>Prom Night Dumpster Baby</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-4574706004362701142' itemprop='description articleBody'> <object height="296" width="512"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/EchIf5QL1U9bdUqvTIwc2A"></param><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/EchIf5QL1U9bdUqvTIwc2A" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="512" height="296"></embed></object> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/prom-night-dumpster-baby.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/prom-night-dumpster-baby.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-09-13T14:47:00-04:00'>2:47&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Wednesday, September 10, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXZKsg6jCMjtnYWHYH3-m-zbj5Xd1NthpXkbyCD3jNBH6I6VkCNH845M3uvg_CGfCICaqmf06JQIb3HpJZ9EeTNLHNiin4VeIiDEtsW7FQ42nOTq75-MFV-oL6pSmiqcRXQz29DKKAqQ/s320/Assaultteam.JPG' itemprop='image_url'/> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='2204008208269762749' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='2204008208269762749'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/horrors-at-hotel-gym.html'>Horrors at the Hotel Gym</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-2204008208269762749' itemprop='description articleBody'> Amenities add a lot of value to your nightly rate; That is, until the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_convention">furry convention </a>rolls into town.<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5244516042646354514" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXZKsg6jCMjtnYWHYH3-m-zbj5Xd1NthpXkbyCD3jNBH6I6VkCNH845M3uvg_CGfCICaqmf06JQIb3HpJZ9EeTNLHNiin4VeIiDEtsW7FQ42nOTq75-MFV-oL6pSmiqcRXQz29DKKAqQ/s320/Assaultteam.JPG" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTH5OipAg9A"><span style="font-style: italic;">link</span></a></div> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/horrors-at-hotel-gym.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/horrors-at-hotel-gym.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-09-10T18:04:00-04:00'>6:04&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Tuesday, September 9, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKRXWdUKb-GyKiKkL1LkFz0klpRlx-krM3a7GjIFmcAJ7jTrWySSY-v83ntYUZoDT4znCDqE4EAhdPQZeZA5Ono8QyD2akcH7IOQpqq7AZam9ujt5tUQbArZcRrFnnz09GESUQe4xuwg/s320/JOH_4738.JPG' itemprop='image_url'/> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='4168565013607447255' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='4168565013607447255'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/matrimonial-moments-while-pretending-to.html'>Matrimonial Moments While Pretending to Gaze at Stuff</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-4168565013607447255' itemprop='description articleBody'> <div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKRXWdUKb-GyKiKkL1LkFz0klpRlx-krM3a7GjIFmcAJ7jTrWySSY-v83ntYUZoDT4znCDqE4EAhdPQZeZA5Ono8QyD2akcH7IOQpqq7AZam9ujt5tUQbArZcRrFnnz09GESUQe4xuwg/s1600-h/JOH_4738.JPG"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5243888265612544530" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKRXWdUKb-GyKiKkL1LkFz0klpRlx-krM3a7GjIFmcAJ7jTrWySSY-v83ntYUZoDT4znCDqE4EAhdPQZeZA5Ono8QyD2akcH7IOQpqq7AZam9ujt5tUQbArZcRrFnnz09GESUQe4xuwg/s320/JOH_4738.JPG" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a>Mesmerized by a giant hypno-coin<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIUFV_wZWDAGJqqbaT-E8HQk2sr89GpMQK3MjzlFWEQ1_5WLPx_Ehyphenhyphen8JbpLPbL4GM_X0uskg6B5eMl0uXyHs-W-tHme40wwpKe1fCTg7ghHXgXAZv-nWbnnmTushEDWmkq1jPqeUMGig/s1600-h/JOH_4917.JPG"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5243888138954811714" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIUFV_wZWDAGJqqbaT-E8HQk2sr89GpMQK3MjzlFWEQ1_5WLPx_Ehyphenhyphen8JbpLPbL4GM_X0uskg6B5eMl0uXyHs-W-tHme40wwpKe1fCTg7ghHXgXAZv-nWbnnmTushEDWmkq1jPqeUMGig/s320/JOH_4917.JPG" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a>Traditionally, all gazing was done outdoors<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEzi0NfaODOuMo_Brw-uQ1KhZZOUXLAeOGkOZhNGV5WEJdxRw5O76R8DhtJOFOC1MIaUS8G-pimSwQZmlGG9wbkQM9P-wUm2ny1YndODdykFKM5CHOGhjTiBPhaNQWs39lA3m5XPnrFQ/s1600-h/JOH_4835.JPG"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5243888146633914354" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEzi0NfaODOuMo_Brw-uQ1KhZZOUXLAeOGkOZhNGV5WEJdxRw5O76R8DhtJOFOC1MIaUS8G-pimSwQZmlGG9wbkQM9P-wUm2ny1YndODdykFKM5CHOGhjTiBPhaNQWs39lA3m5XPnrFQ/s320/JOH_4835.JPG" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a>Lord Staresberg will cane you for your insolence<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggJM1E4uIX9ERw_f92Qio7Ui8PiT9-73jRPqDCa12l42piIJyekaqzAGt3g8JCKMctkkfJCLyqWTbSX1kTdvCainDzk2uhDnx4Ey-9Yl-u3tR0K2TQ_nruJ7daoLyAWU2c0yI-h9ltqw/s1600-h/JOH_4809.JPG"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5243888157414599794" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggJM1E4uIX9ERw_f92Qio7Ui8PiT9-73jRPqDCa12l42piIJyekaqzAGt3g8JCKMctkkfJCLyqWTbSX1kTdvCainDzk2uhDnx4Ey-9Yl-u3tR0K2TQ_nruJ7daoLyAWU2c0yI-h9ltqw/s320/JOH_4809.JPG" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a>The smoke detector battery is low<br /></div> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/matrimonial-moments-while-pretending-to.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/matrimonial-moments-while-pretending-to.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-09-09T00:04:00-04:00'>12:04&#8239;AM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Saturday, September 6, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLyb4b71Bwn6yq6esMc3NEu4JqIQ5dBOXHRd9o09gZvEVqsmN6XTuRumVAkkbP1Odv86Au8o30LZRa07vBve2xARypaCSjIJ56_6UbjFOfODwHtPabsNKDI-eD8xrktgjYX7bqEJCNkw/s400/hexiomc3a.png' itemprop='image_url'/> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='8830823990779350816' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='8830823990779350816'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/hexiom-connect.html'>Hexiom Connect</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-8830823990779350816' itemprop='description articleBody'> <div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.freewebarcade.com/game/hexiom-connect/"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5243138637342760738" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLyb4b71Bwn6yq6esMc3NEu4JqIQ5dBOXHRd9o09gZvEVqsmN6XTuRumVAkkbP1Odv86Au8o30LZRa07vBve2xARypaCSjIJ56_6UbjFOfODwHtPabsNKDI-eD8xrktgjYX7bqEJCNkw/s400/hexiomc3a.png" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" /></a><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.freewebarcade.com/game/hexiom-connect/">Biclops Games</a><br /></div> <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/hexiom-connect.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/hexiom-connect.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-09-06T23:55:00-04:00'>11:55&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="date-outer"> <h2 class='date-header'><span>Thursday, September 4, 2008</span></h2> <div class="date-posts"> <div class='post-outer'> <div class='post hentry uncustomized-post-template' itemprop='blogPost' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/BlogPosting'> <meta content='34793150899562203' itemprop='blogId'/> <meta content='6266684377681894158' itemprop='postId'/> <a name='6266684377681894158'></a> <h3 class='post-title entry-title' itemprop='name'> <a href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/sesame-street-synergy.html'>Sesame Street Synergy</a> </h3> <div class='post-header'> <div class='post-header-line-1'></div> </div> <div class='post-body entry-content' id='post-body-6266684377681894158' itemprop='description articleBody'> <object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/u7hTkzEwFZ0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/u7hTkzEwFZ0&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />Cookie Monster's unstoppable eating connects with The Count's immovable OCD. <div style='clear: both;'></div> </div> <div class='post-footer'> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-1'> <span class='post-author vcard'> Posted by <span class='fn' itemprop='author' itemscope='itemscope' itemtype='http://schema.org/Person'> <span itemprop='name'>Mike</span> </span> </span> <span class='post-timestamp'> at <meta content='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/sesame-street-synergy.html' itemprop='url'/> <a class='timestamp-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/2008/09/sesame-street-synergy.html' rel='bookmark' title='permanent link'><abbr class='published' itemprop='datePublished' title='2008-09-04T18:43:00-04:00'>6:43&#8239;PM</abbr></a> </span> <span class='post-comment-link'> </span> <span class='post-icons'> </span> <div class='post-share-buttons goog-inline-block'> </div> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-2'> <span class='post-labels'> </span> </div> <div class='post-footer-line post-footer-line-3'> <span class='post-location'> </span> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div></div> </div> <div class='blog-pager' id='blog-pager'> <span id='blog-pager-newer-link'> <a class='blog-pager-newer-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2009-05-11T22:42:00-04:00&amp;max-results=7&amp;reverse-paginate=true' id='Blog1_blog-pager-newer-link' title='Newer Posts'>Newer Posts</a> </span> <span id='blog-pager-older-link'> <a class='blog-pager-older-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2008-09-04T18:43:00-04:00&amp;max-results=7' id='Blog1_blog-pager-older-link' title='Older Posts'>Older Posts</a> </span> <a class='home-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/'>Home</a> </div> <div class='clear'></div> <div class='blog-feeds'> <div class='feed-links'> Subscribe to: <a class='feed-link' href='http://simulacrumb.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default' target='_blank' type='application/atom+xml'>Posts (Atom)</a> </div> </div> </div></div> </div> <div id='sidebar-wrapper'> <div class='sidebar section' id='sidebar'><div class='widget BlogArchive' data-version='1' id='BlogArchive1'> <div class='widget-content'> <div id='ArchiveList'> <div id='BlogArchive1_ArchiveList'> <ul class='hierarchy'> <li class='archivedate collapsed'> <a class='toggle' href='javascript:void(0)'> <span class='zippy'> &#9658;&#160; 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