Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Product Reviews by Real People

expotv.com is my new favorite place to web-surf. A consumer awareness site, a creative outlet for vloggers and an amazing way for brands to establish a new kind of word of mouth advertising. I think some reviewers just enjoy having the chance to publicly demonstrate their great taste. Anastasia is a top poster, reviewing hundreds of products:
Carnaval Diabolique Scent Locket

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Cherub Rock: amateur covers

If you want to play this song yourself:
1) own a blue t-shirt
2) use an acoustic guitar
3) extra points for being asian





At 1:20 "Who is righteous baseball"?

Friday, April 25, 2008

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Soy Burgers= gip-off

Boca Burgers
$0.10 per gram of protein
Now Textured Granules
$0.02 per gram of protein
$0.007 per gram of protein

Monday, April 21, 2008

NEW WORM-THEMED GAME!


If you liked Bookworm, Bespelled, Scrabble, etc. try Bookworm Adventures!

Pothead

Funny on so many levels... mostly an absurd one though. Funny on the absurd level, yeah that's pothead.

Friday, April 18, 2008

Howl's Moving Castle

CapricornGirl217 was nice enough to post 'Spirited Away' and 'Howl's Moving Castle' on her Voeh channel (poke around a little more and you should be able to find my favorite Miyazaki: 'Kiki's Delivery Service')

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Chinese T-shirt Interpretation

GIRLFIGHT
(n) is a term for an altercation between two women, typically involving scratching, slapping, hair-pulling, and shirt-shredding as opposed to punching or wrestling. It can also be used to describe two human females insulting each other verbally or being otherwise nasty to each other. The many ways that women compare themselves to other women and compete with each other are also referred to as catfighting.

I LOVE GIRLFIGHT/ WINKING MICKEY MOUSE
The inappropriate juxtaposition of children’s cartoon character and self-alienating identification with marginally deviant voyeuristic fetishism further contextualized by…

I FUCK CRAZY ROOM
Vulgarity establishes an ironic distance between shirt wearer and graphic viewer; while provisionally restoring the colloquial absurdist tableau surrounding a recent gestalt of emerging thought suppression.

IT’S TIME TO BE COOL LIKE A BOY
The shirt now advances a spirit of counter-culture irreverence into the realm of disengaged stereotype, exemplifing trendy young males.

NON-VIOLENCE IS A WEAPON OF THE STRONG
Nonsense.

Cool Vintage Style Desktop Mod

Sunday, April 13, 2008

End of the Century

Pet Sematary: amateur covers




Original Movie Soundtrack:

Under the arc of a weather stain boards
Ancient goblins, and warlords,
Come out the ground, not making a sound,
The smell of death is all around,
And the night when the cold wind blows
No one cares, nobody knows.

I dont want to be buried in a pet sematary
I dont want to live my life again,
I dont want to be buried in a pet sematary
I dont want to live my life again.

Follow victor to the sacred place
This aint a dream, I cant escape
Molars and fangs, the clicking of bones,
Spirits moaning among the tombstones,
And the night, when the moon is bright,
Someone cries, something aint right.

I dont want to be buried in a pet sematary
I dont want to live my life again,
I dont want to be buried in a pet sematary
I dont want to live my life again.

The moon is full, the air is still,
All of the sudden I feel a chain,
Victor is grinning, flesh rotting away,
Skeletons dance, I curse this day,
And the night when the wolves cry out,
Listen close and you can hear me shout.

I dont want to be buried in a pet sematary
I dont want to live my life again,
I dont want to be buried in a pet sematary
I dont want to live my life again, oh, no, oh, no
I dont want to live my life again, oh, no, oh, oh
I dont want to live my life again, oh, no, no, no
I dont want to live my life again, oh, oh

Friday, April 11, 2008

Moby Dick: The Later Years

First 'Robinson Crusoe' rips off 'Typee' now this...

Best "The Onion" Article of all Time

http://www.theonion.com/content/from_print/charlton_hestons_gun_taken

Post-modern Tattoo Acquisition I

Shark High-fiving Ape (c.1996)

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Snake Charmer

The nearly lost-art of hypnotizing snakes experienced its golden age in the 20th century. According to this video, is now popular among trend-setting youths.

Monday, April 7, 2008

Mad Shark

man vs. shark

Friday, April 4, 2008

Things which will require some explaination in order for space aliens in the weeks immediately following first contact to gain adequate context of #15

working-class anthems

Things which will require some explaination in order for space aliens in the weeks immediately following first contact to gain adequate context of #14

presentation

Firestarter

'Firestarter' is the only Stephen King novel that I've read; also an awesomely fun thriller. My copy is the one released with the movie and features Drew Barrymore on the cover, probably on sale for $0.01 on amazon. I caught a few moments while channel surfing, but couldn't get beyond the crazy miscast of George C. Scott as the Native-American C.I.A. ghost agent. Pick up this title if you want to read an adventure about telekinesis, pyrokinesis, hypnotism and etcetera.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008